Still Alive

Sorry about the long absence. I’ve had a really bad stomach flu, plus I’m in the middle of my exam phase right now, and I always get scatterbrained when sick or under stress. And I was both, lately.

Working on the new chapter now. I can’t make any promises for the next two weeks (I’ll try to bring out at least one chapter a week, but exams come first).

As a little apology, have this:

In brownest sewer,

in sparkliest toilet,

no doo shall escape his sight;

let those who defy doo’s right,

beware his power,

the fecal might!

Guess who this is about?

16 thoughts on “Still Alive

  1. Should be asleep, can’t.
    As Drowsy said, but specifically, it’s a spoof on the Green Latern’s Might! Mantra that the Green Lantern Corp. Always recites at the most silliest opportunity.

    Also as a side note, not everyone might know this but, the powers in the Brennusverse! have themes. Or, more aptly said, they have thematically representations. These representations can take nearly whatever form one can think of – poems, songs, music, words or smells – to name a few.

    At a guess, I would lay my chips down on the above being Bigshit’s theme.

  2. This was a trial.
    I’m making a note here: HUGE RELIEF
    It’s hard to overstate my contentment.

    Gilgul’s Annoyance!
    We do what we must because we can
    For the good of all of us
    except for the ones who are dead

    But there’s no sense crying over every discharge
    You just keep on trying ’till it runs out of crap
    And the extretion gets done and Brennus makes a neat gun
    For the people who are still alive!

    • Science isn’t about why, it’s about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won’t hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired.

    • This first test involves something the lab-boys call repulsion gel. You’re not part of the control group by the way – you get the gel. Last poor son of a gun got blue paint, ha ha ha! All joking aside, that did happen. Broke every bone in his legs – tragic. But informative! Or so I’m told.

      sorry, couldn’t resist a couple of quotes frome the greatest man to ever live.

  3. The GOLGOTHAN! Also known as the shit demon from Dogma made from all the excrement of those crucified by the romans.

  4. Mr Hankey, The Christmas Poo
    Small and Brown, he comes from you
    Sit on the toilet, here he comes
    Squeeze him tween your festive buns!
    A present from down below
    Speading joy with a ‘howdy ho’!
    He’s seen the love inside of you
    Cos he’s a piece of poo!

    Read more: South Park – Mr Hankey, The Christmas Poo Lyrics | MetroLyrics

  5. He’s writing brennus and he’s still alive….
    And when your reading he’ll be still alive…
    And when you comment he’ll be still alive….
    And when you get distracted reading brennus and fall down the stairs he’ll be still alive…
    And when you realise you posted that embarrassing story he’ll be still alive…
    And when psycho gecko posts a comment he’ll laugh and feel guilty because any people in that comment won’t be still alive….
    And when this gag gets too long and I just name drop psycho gecko he’ll be still alive….

    Still alive….

  6. I always preferred the Blue Lantern Oath:

    In fearful day, in raging night,
    With strong hearts full our souls ignite.
    When all seems lost in the war of light,
    Look to the stars for hope shines bright!

    (Plus it fits in really well with the Brennus story!)

    I have been reading through this since yesterday. Great Story! Can not wait to see were it goes!

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