I’m about halfway through the new chapter and still writing. Should I, due to whatever reason, not finish by midnight (Greenwhich Time) tonight, I’ll post at least part of the chapter (2500 words min) for you to enjoy until the rest is done.
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Status Update
Still Alive!
I’m working on the new chapter, but I’m having some post-exam phase fun (running for signatures and stuff), plus a rotten headache slowing me down. So I can’t make any promises for this week T_T
On the upside, there were two more donations – one for another bonus interlude by Robert Neal and a massive donation of 25€ by Matthew Sonier! Thanks guys!
That means there are 9 Bonus Chapters in the queue right now. Unfortunately, this means I’ll raise the benchmark to 10€ per chapter, otherwise there’s no way I’ll be able to keep up – I don’t even know how to fill out the current queue in a reasonable timeframe.
The current schedule looks as follows:
- finale to the Hastur Arc
- 3 Donation Interludes, released all within three days at most: Good Night, Sleep Tight and Sweet Dreams
- Three-Part Jaag arc (Not Donation bonus, since part of the main plot)
- Family Matters Arc
- 1 – 2 Donation Interludes
- Monkey Family Arc (part of the main plot, so not connected to Donations)
- 1 – 2 Donation Interludes
- Falling Hearts Arc
That’s it for now, I’m afraid.
Tieshaunn, signing off!
Still Alive
Sorry about the long absence. I’ve had a really bad stomach flu, plus I’m in the middle of my exam phase right now, and I always get scatterbrained when sick or under stress. And I was both, lately.
Working on the new chapter now. I can’t make any promises for the next two weeks (I’ll try to bring out at least one chapter a week, but exams come first).
As a little apology, have this:
In brownest sewer,
in sparkliest toilet,
no doo shall escape his sight;
let those who defy doo’s right,
beware his power,
the fecal might!
Guess who this is about?
Late but Writing
Busy day, got to writing too late. Not gonna stop, even if it’s late.
Chapter should be up within three to four hours at most, even if I need to put myself on a coca cola IV.
Question for all Readers
Alright, only three or four more chapters left in this arc. Means an interlude is coming, followed by the next big arc.
First thing, the three part Jaag Interlude (Anger & Bargaining, Denial & Depression, Acceptance), and then, for the next part, my question:
Do you want the next main arc, Family Matters or the Interlude Arc Monkey Family first?
Family Matters
Revolves around the families of the main characters – Basil & Amy have some stuff to sort out, Hecate has to help in the family business for a while, Tyche has to deal with her family situation, Gloomy and Polymnia visit Poly’s family for a sleepover.
Plus, big fight and plot development.
Monkey Family
Aap’s history (Manifestation, life as a villain, eighteen missing years), a surprise meeting with his father, a talk with the ascendant and you’d get to see the monkey for real.
Which would you like first? I can’t decide which I’d rather write first, but I will definitely write both, one after the other, both after Jaag.
2013 in review
An awesome year for my story!
The WordPress.com stats helper monkeys prepared a 2013 annual report for this blog.
Here’s an excerpt:
The Louvre Museum has 8.5 million visitors per year. This blog was viewed about 110,000 times in 2013. If it were an exhibit at the Louvre Museum, it would take about 5 days for that many people to see it.
A Happy New Year to you all!
A Happy New Year to all of you, and thank you very much for your continued support!
Sincerely,
Tieshaunn Tanner
Merry Christmas!
A Merry Christmas to you all, and thank you for all your support until now!
Sincerely,
Tieshaunn
Christmas Business
It’s Christmas time! *Shoots up into the stratosphere and screams like a giddy little girl*
Unfortunately, this means that my weekends just got a WHOLE lot busier. So, until the week after new year, I won’t make any promises as to punctuality. There WILL be at least a chapter a week, as well as a christmas special between christmas eve (dunno if I’ll make it on time) and new year’s eve. But no promises as to when they show up over the week.
Today’s chapter, for example, will most probably be delayed. Either it will come up really late on sunday, or the first few hours of monday, or monday night. Can’t promise anything more.
Have a fun pre-Christmas week!
Sincerely,
Tieshaunn
Teaser: B007 Hastur, Shrouded in Dread (Part 1)
This is murder for my heart.
“He. Hehe. It’s just fun for everyone, Jay-jay,” the girl they called Hastur whispered, giggling.
“Wrraurk?” asked Nathaniel. He shook his head, still not quite able to talk again after seeing her face.
Love at first sight can do that to you.
“Nothin’ nothin’, Nathaniel. Now, since you’re all ready,” Her new friends had all gotten themselves ready. Only five of them had survived falling in love with her, but that was to be expected. They’d been bad men and women, anyway.
“And stupid. You were all stupid, too. What in Dio’s name possessed you to let me loose?” She looked around at the five of them, but only got moans and gurgling as a response. They were all still speechless.
Love at first sight can do that to you.
She looked down at herself, dressed only in some old rags left from the clothing she’d had on when she’d manifested (not much) and the shroud she’d been given (she’d pulled the hood down). “I need new clothes.” She sniffed under her armpit. “A shower, first. And a shave.”
A few blissful minutes later, she was clean again for the first time since they’d caught her. She threw her rags and her shroud away, stretching her body a little to limber up while Francine brought her a clean bed sheet she could use as a cowl until she found something better.
“Clothes, now.”
Focusing her awareness on New Lennston – she’d always wanted to visit this city, and now she’d finally get to do it – she looked for a place with nice clothes, and found a nice boutique.
Nathaniel teleported all five of them into it. He normally needed line of sight for his power, but she had line of sight to anywhere, and Francine could tap into other people’s senses and share them with others.
They popped into the middle of the small boutique – there were only three customers and two salesgirls inside. And they all started screaming in horror when they saw her new friends around her.
Before they could run or call someone, she pulled her cowl down, while Nathaniel jumped around the room, bringing them all into a line in front of her.
They looked at her face and their screaming changed. Now they screamed out of love, as it overwhelmed them.
Love at first sight can do that to you.
She threw the sheet away and went into the underwear section while the five women screamed their love into the world. Fortunately, the street outside was rather empty right now, and the window’s full of merchandise, so they were hidden.
“Those are cute,” she whispered with a giggle to the sound of one of the women – Marge – breaking her own neck. Shame, she always hated losing them. She pulled the pink panties with the dancing unicorns on. “No need for a bra, and ain’t that depressing? Getting powers is supposed to give you like, a D-cup at least. But noooo, I’ve still got apples instead of melons.”
She found a cute pair of socks that matched her panties just perfectly. The tight blue jeans she put on afterwards were nothing special, but they showed off her hips well. And she’d always liked the curve of her hips.
“A shirt now, don’t you think, Nathaniel?” He was her favourite, so far. Such a useful power, and he was the best-looking of the bunch.
“Srrrrrurrrhh,” he replied, slowly getting more control over his speech.
“Or maybe just a hoodie? Don’t want just everyone seeing my face all the time, that makes things… interesting, but not very practical, sometimes.” She nodded to herself and looked through the racks while two more of the women – the two salesgirls – fought each other in a brief struggle, until Mary dug out Jenny’s heart with her bare hands and ate it.
“Don’t you dare get blood over the stuff I might want to look through!” she told her and the other two who were still screaming.
Just then, someone kicked in the doors, and she heard two voices yell “Freeze!”.
Nathaniel and Greg took them down before they could do any more.
She stepped around the clothing rag she’d been standing behind, still topless, to see two police officers on the ground, held down by Greg’s power. They looked at her face and starting screaming, too, while they fought to break free of Greg’s power, useless though that was. Her new friends were rarely smart at the beginning.
Love at first sight can do that to you.
“Hey, Nathaniel,” she spoke up after a minute – Mary and Jenny had just killed their two remaining customers and were eating the tasty bits – while she just couldn’t decide which hoodie to choose. “What’s Hastur mean, anyway?” Maybe it would help knowing that.
“Hhhhhasssssturrrrr… loooooovecraffffft st’ries… King… in… Y-y-yellowwwwww,” he said.
“Bravo, Nathaniel!” she shouted, clapping her hands, then she gave him a kiss on his cheek. “You’re getting better!”
Then she turned back to the clothing selection. “King in Yellow, huh? Well, Queen in Yellow, now. So, a yellow hoodie, then…”
And she found one, it was a little thin, but it had a cute little heart for a zipper, so she put it on and zipped it closed. Then she clapped her hands again. “Shoes! I need shoes, too!”
Eight minutes (and one dead policeman later – poor stupid thing, he’d ripped out his own intestines only to eat them, but they others had gotten hungry, too when they saw that), she’d found the cutest little black-and-pink sneakers.
Looking at herself in front of the mirror, she pulled the hood up and deep down over her face, so not even her chin could be seen.
“I look cute, don’t you all think so, too?” she asked her new friends. They’d all finished screaming and were quite fine now.
Love at first sight can do that to you.
There were various gurgles and moans of affirmation, as well as a “Of cccccourrrrrsssse.” from Nathaniel.
Great! Now, to see what the Juniors and Basil and friends are doing…
She looked into the headquarters of the heroes, but recoiled from the minds of Basil and Melody.
“Ouch. Damn, what is that?” She looked into the other’s heads, and learned all the wonders of heterodyning while Thomas explained it. “Ohhh, I wonder if I can do that, too, with someone. Something to keep in mind.”
Nathaniel teleported them all away, leaving only the bits and pieces of the poor things who hadn’t made it behind. They reappeared in the middle of a mob meeting, with her in the center of the round table they were sitting at. She pulled her hood down. “They’ll probably find out I’m free, soon. Let’s see who I’ll take now, and who I’ll play with until later.”
She let her awareness roam a little around the city – she didn’t want to reveal too much about her capabilities yet.
After a few minutes, she looked back into the workshop.
… but who’ll be the hunter and who the game?
“Oh, Irene, you don’t get it,” she giggled to the sound of her new friends professing their love in screams. “It’s a game of tag. We can alternate roles. Though, of course, if I win, the consequences will be… fun.”
She looked up to see herself in a large mirror on the wall, squatting on her heels in the middle of the room, in her new hoodie and those cutest of all shoes.
“Who ever said the end of the world can’t look cute, huh?”
